The Ballad of Soft Body and Mouth Breather

from Interviewee by Captain Morris

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lyrics

Give me all of your money
Clean under my bed
Buy me all of my groceries


Take out my trash
Learn a word you thought you never knew before
Show me the picture of the boy who stole your wallet
Then he went and killed that dog with his car

And the neighbors screamed
And the lady down the street
Felt so sorry for the car
'Cause she hated that fucking dog
And animal control came and vacuumed up the dog
Now the dog is gone

Drive me to the dentist
Pay all my bills
Take me out to the movies
Write my whole will
Feed the goldfish on the table in the living room
Tell me the story of the time you went to synagogue
The kids were throwing feces at the wall

And the cantor screamed
And your mom began to weep
And your dad fell to his knees
And you couldn't seem to speak
You couldn't seem to speak

There's a hole in the floor
Which I'm trying to avoid
Is your brother coming late?
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Lend me your car keys
Fix me a drink
Gas up my engine
Clear out the sink
Clear out the sink

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from Interviewee, released November 18, 2016
Vocals, lyrics - Ruby Miller

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